Bathroom pool; powered by urinals

Today in Human Geography we had another non-productive story time with Mr. Schick (Yay!). First, Mr. Schick finished his Gumby story (the second one). After he plunked the nun in the ribs, she thought someone had hit her, so she looked around and was really freaked out. When she found out it was a Gumby toy, she ripped it apart. However, there are little metal wires in Gumby that scratched the nun’s hand up badly, and the nun started crying because it hurt. Mr. Schick then freaked out and confessed that he was the one who did it, and the nun ran out of the room to the nurse. When the nurse came back Mr. Schick got into quite a bit of trouble, but there were more stories to follow. Mr. Schick told us about the time he survived a tornado, where the sky turned green and he and his family hid under their mattress to be safe from the storm. The storm destroyed his school, and this led to another story because Mr. Schick still had to attend school, but they crammed his school into another school. Mr. Schick was bored in class one day, and decided to use the restroom to get out of class. The teacher let him go and he went into the restrooms and used the bathroom. What Mr. Schick found was really cool were the urinals and how they went all the way to the floor. They also made really cool noises when they flushed, and Mr. Schick decided to flush all of them at once multiple times. This flooded the bathroom, and Mr. Schick had to escape through the window. When Mr. Schick got back to the classroom, he realized the teacher had left to look for him. When the teacher came back, he told Mr. Schick the bathroom was flooded. Mr. Schick said he didn’t know that and then received corporal punishment. There were a couple of other punishment stories that Mr. Schick told us that weren’t as funny, and then the class just told stories.